Total Medals Earned: 4,459 (From 630 different games.) Total Medal Score: 78,550 Points
Medals Earned: 4/10 (50/330 points)
Reach the graveyard
You dream your life away
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Just leave
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 5/6 (35/85 points)
Reach a total fame of over 1000
Fully clear a dungeon.
Have over 50 Protection
Complete the Ascended campaign
Have over 10,000gp at one time.
Reach the bottom of the mystery dungeon
Medals Earned: 2/17 (20/480 points)
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by an alien.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 26/30 (325/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 11/11 (160/160 points)
Go to the bathroom.
Examine the books!
Wow, it's like you're Politically Correctâ„¢ or something!
Inspiring.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/13 (25/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish the first level for each character.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Get yourself burnt futuristic style
Get yourself burnt medieval style