Total Medals Earned: 4,459 (From 630 different games.) Total Medal Score: 78,550 Points
Medals Earned: 2/27 (10/500 points)
Throw your first bomb
Kill your first enemy
Watch the credits until the end
Complete Chapter 1 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 2 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 1 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 2 without shooting
Complete Chapter 2 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Insane difficulty
Acquire 9 lives
Complete Chapter 3 on Hard difficulty
Earn 1 million points
Complete Chapter 2 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 1 without shooting
Complete Chapter 1 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Normal difficulty
Watch all 6 cutscenes without skipping
Beat the game on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 without shooting
Beat the game on Hard difficulty
Beat the game on Insane difficulty
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/420 points)
Survive the first wave of attackers.
Purchase the VX Land Obliterator.
Purchase the Stasis Generator.
Purchase the Liquid Nitrogen Generator.
Purchase the Deranian Chaingun.
Purchase The Line of Death.
Purchase all of the Auto-fire turrets.
Purchase every single turret.
Get the bad ending.
Get the good ending.
Beat the entire game without purchasing a single gun.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/270 points)
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Get a score of 10.000
Get a score of 5.000
Critically hit the Knight
Get a double kill
Complete all the trials
be l33t and score over 50k
Get a triple kill, pretty hard.
Kill 10 knights in one run
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 15/19 (190/350 points)
Goat serial exterminator
Unlock the Shield Barrier power
Unlock the bat power
Unlock the dragonform power
Unlock the Hoof Crush power
Reach the Mountain Pass
Reach Evila
Unlock the Play Tips power
Get a triple kill
Kill a Winged Knight
get a 50x combo
Medals Earned: 6/8 (125/160 points)
Take a cheap shot after winning the dreidel game
View the ending credits
Save your game
Defeat the Turbo Anti-Korihor 2000 without wearing armor
Beat the game on Gumdrop (no blood) Mode
Beat the game on Blood Mode
Inspect every kind of plate and then choose wisely
Defeat Laban in one slice
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/230 points)
Complete the game
Complete the easy round
Complete the medium round
Complete the hard round
Finish in under 300 seconds
Finish in under 250 seconds
Finish in under 200 seconds
Finish in under 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 14/17 (355/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Catching 10 Baseballs
Killing 28 Cows
Medals Earned: 13/13 (350/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Medals Earned: 17/18 (475/500 points)
Complete 20 levels
Complete 25 levels
Complete 15 levels
Complete 5 levels
Complete 10 levels
Find secret area 3
Complete lvl 6 on the first pick
Find secret area 5
Find secret area 2
Find the secret ammo box on lvl 4
Find secret area 4
Complete lvl 29
Find the secret island on lvl 13
Find the secret area on lvl 16
Complete the game with a revive
Complete the game with a takeover
Complete lvl 27
Find secret area 1
Medals Earned: 8/13 (245/320 points)
Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to.
Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard.
Knock an opponent out of the ring three times in one match.
Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo.
Complete all 12 challenges in Challenge Mode.
Bank over 5000 Grounds Gold.
Complete all 12 stories in Story Mode.
Earn 100% Game Completion.
Parry three times in one jump.
Trick an opponent into killing one of their own teammates with a projectile.
Survive at least 5 opponents in Survival Mode on OMFG difficulty.