Total Medals Earned: 4,445 (From 629 different games.) Total Medal Score: 78,445 Points
Medals Earned: 5/12 (75/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 7/7 (40/40 points)
At least there's food this time.
Exactly what the title says.
...
At least the pillow cushioned the fall?
ULTIMATE! SPY!
Not quite right...
Warm Sisterly Feels
Medals Earned: 5/7 (30/40 points)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (115/220 points)
Didn't choke on a single item during a run
Got stunned far too many times in a single run
Beat the game... Sorta...
Choked far too many times on a single run
Lost far too many days in a row on one mission
Beat the game with perfect mastery of time
Filled the book of cherished memories with gusto
Beat the game without losing a day.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Find Bert the Clown before he finds you!
Finally wake up
Medals Earned: 4/4 (20/20 points)
A date. With coffee.
Didn't get a Date.
Declined a date.
Kisses, kisses, kisses.
Medals Earned: 10/15 (65/125 points)
You got some hlep from the Sagi crew.
The coward lives to flee another day.
There IS time for loving.
Had a shootout.
Sweet home on it... how I wish I could stay.
Giving it one.
I've seen things man, terrible things...
You ate so much meat you gonna pop!
You're like a tank! Ain't nuthin' gettin' through.
Build a terrifying arsenal.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (25/25 points)
Ringing in your ears, late, late, late...
It's colorful, at least.
I think it was tasty?
Or maybe it has terrible taste.
They're not helping...
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)